Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Fashionistas Dance Troupe, Chi Chi Larue Rock AVN Awards

Stagliano's dance performance is a show highlight for second year in a row

LAS VEGAS – Vegas is a city known for its live entertainment and the 25th Annual AVN Awards had no shortage of stage spectacle.

The evening’s performances were highlighted by Evil Angel head John Stagliano’s original performance piece based on his Vegas show, ‘Fashionistas.’ During the bombastic routine, several aerialists swung from long sashes, high above the stage, while fetish gear-clad dancers in outfits designed by Jose Luis Vinas, strutted and twirled through a blast of pyrotechnics.

“We were thrilled with how it went,” Evil Angel’s Karen Stagliano told AVN. “The dancers were so excited to be a part of the show again. This year, the male dance captain Jeffrey was the choreographer of the number with John, and the music was composed by the music composer for the Fashionistas Safado movies.

“In the dress-rehearsals, when Polina went up really high in the air on the silks, she was being pulled up too early by the stage crew. So we were kind of waiting to see how it would go, and it went perfectly.”

Stagliano’s performance was also marked by the edition of a serious theme — the government’s encroachment on civil liberties — as director Eli Cross warned onlookers of an ominous future from some giant television screens, during the performance.

“I found it interesting on articles about the show to read that a lot of people thought that Eli helped produce the number. While he and John have a lot of the same political views, John just thinks that Eli was perfect for that acting part, so we called him, and we're happy he agreed to be in it.”

Like Stagliano’s piece for last year’s AVN Awards, his original number for this year’s show was a surefire highlight.

The nostalgic clips which filled the spaces between awards were not without performances either, as award goers were treated to some rocking moments by performers Randy West and Dyanna Lauren from shows past.

A mohawked Chi Chi Larue provided the climax to the show with a performance of the traditional “Dance of the Starlets,” followed by a remix of sorts — “Porn Girls Rock” — with dozens of starlets dancing along on stage.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Best Lines Of The 2008 AVN Awards

LAS VEGAS - You never know what you're going to hear at events like this, so it's best to keep your ears open at all times. From anonymous, faux-hawked fans to the biggest names in the business, there were some classics uttered at the 25th Anniversary AVN Awards show. And, fortunately, someone was there to record it for you. Ready? Here we go...

Jenna Jameson: ''I'll never spread my legs in this industry ever again.'

"I can put one hand in my 'vajeen' and one hand in my 'anal'...this is good, no?" --anonymous European starlet

"If I knew you were from AVN, I would have sucked your dick!" --Dave Navarro (but not directed at Mike Albo)

"You can almost taste the disease coming off that whore!" --excited first-time fanboy

"It's the little people who make this business...and by that I mean little Asian men." --AVN Awards Show co-host Greg Fitzsimmons

"The most beautiful woman in the room is not the drunk in the purple bikini or the retard in the hat who captured Curious George in that movie 20 years ago." --Fitzsimmons on Layla and Max Hardcore

"There used to be a lot of mullets...but now they're ponytails on managers and producers." --Fitzsimmons (who, apparently, is oblivious to faux-hawks)

"Only 50% of you will be here next year." --the ever-optimistic Larry Flynt

"Let's see if you can figure out which girl got finger-banged by her uncle when she was younger." --Steven St. Croix

"I'm more nervous talking than I am taking a cock in my ass." --Jenna Haze

"I've never been so coked up in all my life!" --comic Artie Lange

"Thanks to all my boyfriends...that I've lied to." --Penny Flame

"Whaddya think of my new 'do? It's called a faux-hawk. Can you believe such a thing?" -- unidentified porn director

"I wish my forehead didn't look like a satellite dish." --Stormy Daniels

"I really want to be honest for a second." --Jenna Jameson

"I'll never spread my legs in this industry ever again." --Jenna Jameson's one second of honesty

AVN Awards Hall of Fame

Andrew Blake
Alex Sanders
Alex deRenzy
Alicia Rio
Annette Haven
Asia Carrera
Amber Lynn
Anthony Spinelli
Annie Sprinkle
Ashlyn Gere
Barbara Dare
Barry Wood
Bambi Woods
Buck Adams
Brad Armstrong
Bruce Seven
Bionca
Bob Chinn
Bunny Bleu
Britt Morgan
Bob Vosse
Bud Lee
Candida Royalle
Careena Collins
Cecil Howard
Christy Canyon
Christoph Clark
Chasey Lain
C.J. Lang
Clive McLean
Chi Chi LaRue
Chelsea Manchester
Constance Money
Dave Hardman
David Christopher
Diedre Holland
Debi Diamond
Dick Witte
Desiree Cousteau
Dorothy LeMay
Duck Dumont
Don Fernando
Earl Miller
Ed Powers
Erica Boyer
Eric Edwards
Felecia
Francesca Le
Fred J. Lincoln
Gail Force
Gerard Damiano
Georgina Spelvin
Gloria Leonard
Ginger Lynn
Harry Reems
Harold Lime
Herschel Savage
Houston
Heather Hunter
Henri Pachard
Hyapatia Lee
Honey Wilder
Jace Rocker
Janus Rainer
Janine Lindemulder
James Avalon
Jamie Gillis
Jane Waters
Jeanna Fine
Jennifer Welles
Jeannie Pepper
Jerry Butler
Jeff Stryker
Jesie St. James
Jim Malibu
Jim Powers
Jim Holliday
Jill Kelly
Johnnie Keyes
Joey Silvera
Jonathan Morgan
John Stagliano
John Holmes
Jon Dough
Jim South
Juliet Anderson
Julia Ann
John T. Bone
John Leslie
Julian St. Jox
Kaitlyn Ashley
Karen Dior
Kay Parker
Kelly Nichols
Keisha
Ken Gibb
Kylie Ireland
Kim Christy
Kirdy Stevens
Lasse Braun
Lisa DeLeeuw
Lois Ayres
Lesllie Bovee
Loni Sanders
Marc Wallice
Mark Davis
Madison
Marilyn Chambers
Max Hardcore
Michael Carpenter
Michael Morrison
Michael Ninn
Mike Horner
Missy
Mitchell Spinelli
Misty Rain
Mai Lin
Nina Hartley
Nikki Charm
Nikki Randall
Ona Zee
Patrick Collins
Paul Norman
Patti Rhodes
Paul Thomas
Peter North
P.J. Sparxx
Porsche Lynn
Raquel Darrian
Radley Metzger
Randy Spears
Randy West
R. Bolla
Reb Sawitz
Rene Bond
Raven Touchstone
Ron Vogel
Rhonda Jo Petty
Richard Mailer
Rick Savage
Richard Pacheco
Rod Fontana
Ron Jeremy
Robert Bullock
Robert McCallum
Rocco Siffredi
Roy Karch
Seymore Butts
Sharon Kane
Shayla LaVeaux
Sam Xavier
Steve Drake
Samantha Fox
Scotty Fox
Sunset Thomas
Suze Randall
Sheri St. Clair
Savannah
Seka
Serenity
Shane
Steven St. Croix
Samantha Strong
Shanna McCullough
Sean Michaels
Sharon Mitchell
Tracey Adams
T.T. Boy
Tom Byron
Tiffany Clark
The Dark Brothers
Tianna
Taylor Wane
Teri Weigel
Tori Welles
The Mitchell Brothers
Tami Monroe
Tiffany Mynx
Tony Tedeschi
Vanessa del Rio
Victoria Paris
Veronica Hart
William Margold